Saturday, October 4, 2008
stupid clay flower
ughhhh, just came up from lunch downstairs.there's this superly cute and awesome chocolate cake. it's miniature. every part of this cake is cute! especially its flower.
it's purple with green leaves and looked like it was made from icing. i like flowers made from icing. they're really sweet. so, naturally listening to my sweet tooth, i picked it up and asked whether it was edible. daddy said it was, but i was skeptical.
i nibbled on the edge of the leaf.
the piece in my mouth was suddenly slippery and tasted funny.
i put the flower down and ran to the sink.
"it's not edible!"
my mom goes over and examines the flower.
"this is clay!"
uproarous laughter from my entire family.
PAH.
it's not my fault daddy bought an awesome tasting cake from assholish bakers who decided to play a prank and make flowers out of clay, not glazing them so they look like icing.
HURRUMPF. D:<
they are so lucky i am
(1) too young, i think
(2) too lazy
to sue them. hmpf.
if i get food poisoning, they are SO dead. D:<
good grief. i just realized that last week i ate expired chocolate and the week before last i ate expired cheese. maybe i should stop experimenting!
On 2:20 PM, ♥ Victoria Gabrielle let go.
